Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
which I'd used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and
the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several
other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
A shareware beta-program, Party Girl 2.1 which I tried, had many bugs
and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for
several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend
1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems
detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that
this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which
I reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and
Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can
be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made
were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. wife
1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and
can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter
products have no help files and I have to try and guess what the problem
Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle
Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drain my
resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to
try, stating that they are an illegal operation.
When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes
or runs the system dry.
Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which
can't be turned off.
Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be
problems, a friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects
the presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all MS Money files
before un-installing itself.
Any Ideas ?