Tell us ‘Your best call centre joke’ for your chance to win.
How to enter:
- Visit the Call Centre Helper Facebook page
- Write your call centre joke in the comments box
The person whose comment receives the most ‘likes’ by Friday 18th July will be named the winner, and will be sent “The World of Big Data” (a book by Oracle) and a box of chocolates.
“The Best Thing…” Competition – The Winner

We are also pleased to announce Leanne Lunn as the winner of our “The Best Thing…” Competition. She said, “The best thing is… The people you work with, most of them are great.”
Well done, Leanne!
Author: Jo Robinson
Published On: 2nd Jul 2014 - Last modified: 14th Sep 2017
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Tech Support: ‘I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop’.
Customer: ‘OK’.
Tech Support: ‘Did you get a pop-up menu?’.
Customer: ‘No’.
Tech Support: ‘OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?’ Customer: ‘No’.
Tech Support: ‘OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?’.
Customer: ‘Sure. You told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.
call centre – I need you to open windows
customer – OK done that
call centre – what do you see
customer – my garden